Fake Steve Jobs Is Greedy, Outed, and at Work on a Fake Novel

The real Steve Jobs, who is not writing a novel.Photo: Getty Images
This isn't exactly a JT LeRoy–size bombshell, or even Joe Klein owning up to Primary Colors; to us, in fact, the most notable aspect of the story is that a senior editorship at Forbes apparently leaves one with oodles of free time. Still, there's something deeply funny about the way Fake Steve got fingered. He got greedy. In October, Da Capo Press will publish a novel — a novel! — by "Anonymous," written entirely in the Steve Jobs persona. Once the agent began selling his mystery client as "a published novelist and writer for a major business magazine," the list of suspects grew very, very short. As for the novel itself, it co-stars Bono and Al Gore. In a disturbing development, fakealgore.blogspot.com is already active.

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