Bushwick: Even hipster buildings get bedbugs. [Curbed]
Greenpoint: A new park opens at month's end right alongside terrifically toxic Newtown Creek. [Newyorkshitty]
Harlem: There's finally a veterinary clinic here. Word! Woof! Meow! [Harlem Fur]
Long Island City: Dwellers in the new Arris condos who are disappointed by shoddy construction and a desolate neighborhood may be relieved to know there's one area amenity they needn't do without — hookers. [Queens Crap]
Park Slope: It's sad that all of the neurotic parenting here has very likely led to children who are Satanic graffiti artists. [Gowanus Lounge]
Soho: Protesters plan to crash this Wednesday's launch party for the Trump SoHo "condo-hotel." [Blog Chelsea]
Upper West Side: A man in Rollerblades climbed to the top of the giant globe outside Trump International yesterday, threw out flyers for a rock concert, and ate an orange. [Gothamist]