It's Good to Be Dr. Ruth

Dr. Ruth wants you to masturbate.Photo:Patrick McMullan
"I want her to bring herself to sexual satisfaction so that I don’t see long faces and unhappy, frustrated people," Dr. Ruth continued. "I can tell by the faces. Sometimes I walk down the main street in Zurich and see millionaires with long faces. I know what the problem is.” Tonight, however, she didn’t see any unhappy faces, onstage — “Anybody who has a passion, rock musicians and classical musicians, probably has a good sex life,” she said — or in the audience. “Anybody who doesn’t stay at home, who doesn’t say, ‘I’m tired, I have to be resting,’ these are probably people who have a good relationship with their bodies.” As if to prove her point, Todd Buckwalter, a 29-year-old investment banker sitting nearby, chose that moment to whip out a ring and proposed to his girlfriend, Ruth Willer, 26. Westheimer posed for pictures and doled out bedroom advice to the happy couple. “Did you see their faces?” she whispered afterward. “They don’t need me!” —Jada Yuan

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