Carrie Has to Remarry for ‘Sex and the City’

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Ellen DeGeneres once regifted a mutt named Stormy to a staffer after just two months. A private eye in L.A. is claiming that O.J. Simpson hired Hollywood P.I. Anthony Pellicano to bug and harass Nicole Brown Simpson. Tommy Lee and Cisco Adler are dating models Erin Nass and Ludi, respectively. Anna Wintour talked shit about Madrid's Fashion Week. Salma Hayek is still planning on marrying François-Henri Pinault, despite the fact that he knocked up Linda Evangelista prior to their relationship. Rachel Bilson had to switch shoes on the way to a party in L.A. because Kristen Bell was wearing the same ones. Pink has rescinded her "don't ask, don't tell" cheating policy with biker husband Carey Hart and may be getting a divorce. Jermanie Dupri thinks Justin Timberlake is "very ordinary-looking" and not a great performer. Designer Valentino Garavani misplaced the Swarovski Fashion Rocks Lifetime Achievement Award he was given on Thursday night but ended up finding it. The rumored Whitney Houston comeback performance in London never materialized. Frankie Muniz chatted up Karolina Kurkova. Kathy Griffin and beau Steve Wozniak made out at the Monte Carlo in Vegas.

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