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Some residents of Katonah are still mad that Martha Stewart tried to trademark their town's name and are roasting her in Times Square on November 13. A lot of valuable Elvis memorabilia was destroyed in the Malibu wildfire. Barack Obama worked out at an Equinox in L.A. with his iPod. A pregnant woman asked Richard Gere to bless her belly. Sharon Bush claims that TV evangelist Joel Osteen helped "heal" her after her divorce from Neil Bush. Nicole Kidman's next flick, The Golden Compass, may or may not be terrible, depending on whom you believe. Brad Pitt has a sense of humor about the fact that Jesse James did not do so well at the box office. Britney Spears's backup dancers from her wretched performance at the MTV VMAs have yet to be paid. Bill Clinton toasted Tom Brady as the "greatest quarterback in the world" at a club in Miami.

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