Columbia Students Have Something Noose to Be Indignant About

Columbia University Teacher's College.Photo: AP
As one student astutely pointed out: "Nobody likes this kind of shit except A. racists and B. the various groups here that love these kinds of controversies." Some on the Bwog blamed Iranian president Ahmadjinedad for the incident. Others pointed to student groups like C.U.M.B. (Uh, the Columbia University Marching Band. Really.) and F.I.R.E (the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education). But others pooh-poohed these notions. "No real Columbia student would have the balls to do this," said one. Right. Because that's what you have to have to hang a noose on someone's door: Balls. One student suggested the university "take a survey of all the local hangmen and see which one is missing a noose." "It's got to be someone she knows," another student mused. And then the discussion went to the next level. "Doors that belong to black people look exactly like doors that belong to white people," one student pointed out, prompting the response: "If you're not racist, you are certainly a complete fucktard." But there was on student whose feelings seemed to capture those of the student body the best: "It is just really sad that this shit still goes on." Totally, dude.
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