Coincidentally, we also got an e-mail this morning from Newsday's Patrick Pacheco, who denied that he'd had sex with that man. "I should think that as a celebrity — and as someone who cuts a fine figure in a kilt — he could certainly do a lot better than an ink-stained wretch," he wrote. But can he? Since our initial query, we have confirmed reports of not one, not two, but definitely three and possibly four New York–based journalists who have had some sort of carnal relations with Cumming. And none of them was the one in the original story! Which might mean, and tell us if we're wrong here, that Alan Cumming is a real-life Media Whore. Awesome! "I'm never going to say who [it was]," Cumming told New York last night. But we're dying to know, who else out there has spritzed on the Cumming cologne? This, ladies and gentlemen, are what Comments are made for.

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