As if the violence in Union Square and excess of exposed, mottled flesh on the streets didn't make this Halloween scary enough, Brandon Davis was apparently also haunting New York. The Daily News knew for sure it was the Oilcrotch, and not someone wearing what would have been a mind-bogglingly brilliant costume, because they saw the dude terrorizing an employee at the New York Costume shop.

After one of the bimbos with bratty Brandon told him the feathery, glittery mask he was trying on looked bad, we personally saw him throw it across the counter, hitting the cashier.

The News hopefully suggests that Davis won't be in town for long, but didn't he just say he was moving here to start an art dealership? Which means maybe he wasn't visiting at all, maybe he has already moved in. Mwahahahhahahaha. Now that's spooky.

Rush and Molloy [NYDN]