Diddy, Still Fighting After All These Years

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Peg-legged Heather Mills is so mad at the media for harassing her during her divorce she's cutting off their access to her. David Hasselhoff stormed out of a lunch in Beverly Hills with his agent. Jacob Safra, the nephew of murdered billionaire Edward Safra, got married on Saturday. Mark Cuban wants to put together a reality show starring Mario Lopez where celebs beat the crap out of one another. Bill Clinton says he was a klutz as a kid and didn't ride a bike until he was 22. Kate Moss doesn't like Sienna Miller and warned her not to hurt her new boyfriend, Rhys Ifans. David Gest is set to star in a musical based on his life. The mother of Angelina Jolie's African baby daughter says the child is a product of rape. Al Roker cooks his turkey; Glenn Close does not.

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