Kelly Klein Finally Nabs That Baby

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Recently divorced Nick Cannon is now trying to court Miss USA Rachel Smith. Britney Spears got into an argument with her custody judge over age-appropriate places to hang out with her kids. A producer for the upcoming Garden of Eden got busted "smuggling" fake bloody African elephant tusks into a game park in Kenya. Owen Wilson is now peeing with the bathroom stall open to prove to people he's not doing anything illegal or dangerous. Character actor Luis Guzman says he's recognized most for being the guy who killed Patrick Swayze in Ghost, even though that wasn't him. Joel Madden is busy baby-proofing his house for the arrival of Nicole Richie's spawn. The Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square now has a cabaret license and is throwing a party this weekend spun by DJ AM. Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen had dinner together at the Waverley Inn. Brandon Davis threw a Halloween costume at a cashier because he didn't like it. Audrina and Justin Bobby from The Hills are not dating in real life, despite being portrayed as a couple on the show. Lenny Kravitz stopped into Da Silvano for a glass of water.

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