Marc Jacobs and John Galliano Are the Blair and Serena of Fashion

You'll notice that their eyes are not smiling.Photo: WireImage, Getty Images
“Hi, John!” Mr. Jacobs exclaimed. “How are you doing?”“Good, nice to see you,” Mr. Galliano said. “Oh, you’ve gone a little darker, I see.”
“Navy!” Mr. Jacobs said. “Na-vy.”
“Oh, that would be a little chicer,” Mr. Galliano said. “Indigo!”
“Well, if you ever feel like having tea or coffee, I’m sort of bedridden for a few days, so I can’t move far,” Mr. Jacobs said. “I had an operation.”
“Oh really?”
“Sex change.”
This totally makes up for last week's Gossip Girl being a rerun.
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