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Daily Intelligencer

Edited by Chris Rovzar and Jessica Pressler

 

Intel 

11/28/07

12:45 PM

‘Ms. Cordero Will be Happy to Attend a Televised Nude Settlement Conference’

William Unroch

Photo: attorneysnyc.com

Ask a question, you get an answer. Yesterday we asked two questions: If Jeffrey Epstein rape-accuser Maximilia Cordero is a woman as she claims, why did her complaint against the Post not protest the paper's assertion that she was a tranny? And since this whole affair seems to be getting ever more tawdry, how long will it be before someone publishes a Maximilia Cordero upskirt shot? We promptly received answers, sort of, from William Unroch, Cordero's unhinged attorney, roommate, and possible boyfriend. His reason for not pushing the Post on the gender thing? He can't find any similar cases on the Internet. "Lexis Nexis finds no cases where a woman collected any damages for being called a man or vica versa [sic]," he wrote us in an email. But, he says, Maximilia would be more than happy to try that particular case in the court of public opinion.
Ms. Cordero will be happy to attend a televised nude settlement conference or celebrity charity benefit nude tea party with Rupert Murdoch and Lucifer Carne if the NY Post feels this would clear up the matter. Both Ms Cordero and Mr. Murdoch can appear nude and state their positions on this matter of grave public concern.

Okay, no. Rupert Murdoch cannot appear nude. Not ever. In fact, no one should ever even put the words "Rupert Murdoch" and "nude" that close together, because the phrase summons up an unbidden and terrifying image. Like "Candyman." Only softer and pastier. Ew!

As to why we are NOT suing on the gender issue. My review of the case law on Lexis Nexis finds no cases where a woman collected any damages for being called a man or vica versa. On the other hand there are hundreds of successful lawsuits where victms have sued for being called a “slut” and a “thief” which is what happened here. Furthermore having represented many minorities I find the Post’s hate campaign outrageous. Every gay, transgender, and straight person should be disgusted by it. We have spoke to many of these organizations and hope they will join us in attacking the Post for discrimination. When someones honesty and sexual promiscuity are attacked with forged documents they have a very sound basis for a lawsuit. Their race, creed, color, and gender are not a defense. Ms. Cordero will be happy to attend a televised nude settlement conference or celebrity charity benefit nude tea party with Rupert Murdoch and Lucifer Carne if the NY Post feels this would clear up the matter. Both Ms Cordero and Mr. Murdoch can appear nude and state their positions on this matter of grave public concern. I note in the fish world a male and female yellow tang look EXACTLY the same while a male and a female seahorse look very different. Clownfish can change sexes at will. Are we yellow tangs or seahorses or clownfish? Evolution is quite complex. Justice is a lot simpler William Unroch, Attorney.

Earlier: Today in Unroch and Cordera: The Plot Thickens, and Will the Pants Come Off?

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