Heath Ledger allegedly did so much coke and heroin that Michelle Williams kicked him out of their Brooklyn home. (His publicist denies that he opted not to check into rehab.) Farrah Fawcett got $500,000 for allowing The Insider to videotape her chemotherapy. Alan Cumming ripped the disco ball off the roof at Le Royale, and then sprayed partygoers with Champagne.

Chelsea Clinton is getting her friends to make calls for Hillary at a Wall Street phone bank on Super Tuesday. A stylist is suing Britney Spears for $50,000 in unpaid clothes and services rendered. Crazy former Philly anchor Alycia Lane took her boyfriend's cat to the vet after the kitty's legs went limp. Lever House partner and Ian Schrager partner Aby Rosen is also a silent partner in Interview magazine, with Peter Brant. Fashionistas are sniping that Paris Hilton's new budget shoe line looks like chic Soho label Te Casan's. Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert maybe made out at Tenjune. Investment writer Andrew Tobias wants you to know that, no, that Seth Tobias is not his brother. Ethan Hawke knocked up his former nanny, Ryan Shawhughes. Stereo will not reopen in its current location, though owner Michael Satsky is looking to lease a space downtown for a new venue. Kelly Rowland had to bring in Beyoncé as a coach after she struggled to hit a high note during a recording session. A female party crasher at the Gourmet.com launch party, held at Bar Boulud, got busted for trying to steal a really expensive coat. Spotted Pig's Ken Friedman, Momofuku's David Chang, and Freemans' Taavo Somer all ate with Stephen Starr at his Buddakan. Cindy Adams thinks Michael Clayton should win Best Picture. There are currently two billboards featuring Puff Daddy's mug in Times Square, one for his clothing line and one for Ciroc vodka. Forbes has named Madonna the ultimate "Cash Queen in Music." Former newspaper man Jimmy Breslin says he used to practice kissing the mirror in order to get his mobster smooching technique down. Ice-T's advice to the Giants: "Don't choke."