Natalia Vodianova’s Hips Do Lie

Natalia Vodianova and Alessandra Facinetti attend
the Givenchy fashion show, during Paris Fashion
Week yesterday.Photo: Getty Images
Child: Viktor
Born: September 13, 2007
RTR (Return to Runway): October 3, 2007
DOR (Duration of Recovery): Twenty days
Child: Neva
Born: March 24, 2006
RTR: September 14, 2006
DOR: Five months, 21 days
Child: Lucas
Born: December 21, 2001
RTR: March 11, 2002
DOR: Two months, 21 days
Crunching these numbers, we ran the emotional gamut from pure envy to sympathy pains in our lower backs and ankles to — dare we say it — something resembling genuine concern for her health. So we called Elizabeth Poynor, OB/GYN at Lenox Hill, to get a professional opinion. She tells us this:
Some women can experience rapid weight loss after pregnancy — sometimes women shed the pounds as quickly as three weeks. It all depends on their metabolism and how much pregnancy weight they put on. But as long as the mother is getting enough calories to breast feed and eating healthily, the weight loss is not necessarily detrimental to her health.
So for a superhuman like Natalia, this sort of post-baby shrinkage could be perfectly normal? Figures. —Irina Aleksander

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