Roger Clemens Suits Up

Shifty? Or just curveball-y?Photo: Courtesy of CBS
The suit comes on the heels of a Newsday report that Clemens and McNamee had an "emotional" hour-long phone conversation with each other on Friday. It's pretty clear that the two of them hate one another these days, what with all of the talk of lawsuits and defamation, so it's a safe bet that the two weren't just magically reunited as buddies. Rather, many suspect they were discussing the fact that they were both notified that day that they were to be summoned before a congressional committee to discuss the doping matter. This "smacks of a kind of attempted influencing of what is supposed to be honest testimony," Richard Emery, a lawyer for McNamee, told the Times. It also many help explain where Clemens gets off claiming in his suit that he "knows" that McNamee caved to pressure from the feds.
But we're guessing anybody who watched Clemens on last night's episode of 60 Minutes is mostly just wondering this: Was he lying? Thankfully, while the Times and Newsday were focusing on trivial details like legal filings and witness tampering, the Post and the Daily News were out hiring lie-detecting experts and body-language analysts! "If he's honest and he is indeed telling the truth, then he needs to be coached — because he's looking for all the world that he's not being forthcoming," a former military interrogator [Ed: What?] told the Post. Ooh, so he's a liar! Except, wait, the News, classically, completely disagrees. "When you shift around a lot, when you look left to right, when you look up, you're basically trying to avoid a situation," said a media consultant. "He rarely did that." So, maybe not a liar. Great. Can someone please just strap a lie detector on this baby? Because if there's one thing we get tired of quickly, it's hearing baseball players talk.
Clemens Sues His Former Trainer [Newsday]
The Lawsuit [PDF]
Clemens, McNamee Have 'Emotional' Phone Talk [Newsday]
On 60 Minutes, Clemens Says Steroid Use 'Never Happened' [NYDN]
Clemens Calls Drug Accusations 'Totally Fake' [NYT]
ROGER 'DODGER' [NYP]
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