Someone hacked into designer Zang Toi's computer and sent out an invitation to clients like Sharon Stone and Ivana Trump asking them to join Gayguyschat.com. Julian Schhabel wore pajamas under his jacket to the Critics Choice Awards. Duh. West Village neighbors of Tom Brady and Gisele are not happy that paparazzi now roam the blocks. Joey Buttafuoco is annoyed that a "friend" of his secretly filmed him having sex with his second wife and is now selling the footage. Lizzie Grubman is unable to lend support to any of the candidates because she is a convicted felon and thus can't vote. Barbara Corcoran is now nicknamed "The Usher of the Flusher" after appearing on a Today show segment on luxurious bathrooms.

Kate Winslet is set to star in Scott Rudin's The Reader now that preggo Nicole Kidman has backed out. The Golden Globes cancellation will cost the city of L.A. between $75 and $100 million. Steven Seagal and former producer/Gambino family associate Jules Nasso have settled their beef for an undisclosed amount of money. Dita Von Teese has sued an L.A.-based dominatrix who she claims stole half the film rights (and cash) to Von Teese's 2001 Slick City. Will Smith is actively recruiting for the Church of Scientology. Tom Freston's 23-year-old son, Andrew, had two bimbos fighting over him at West Hollywood club, one of whom was Brittny Gastineau. Jamie Lynn Spears has been listening to the Juno soundtrack to get her through her pregnancy ordeal. Eminem
is in the hospital for pneumonia. Comic Patton Oswalt thinks David Cross is a sellout for accepting a role in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. Bill Maher got a bunch of lap dances at Scores. Cindy Adams's sources tell her that Britney Spears is getting a raw deal.