Remember when we wondered aloud whether the Times was trying to imply that there is something less than masculine about Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford Nate Archibald? Well, apparently he heard us, because when he went out on the town to do a similar article with Canada's National Post, he was careful to choose a bottle of Steam Whistle, a local brew. "This is a great beer," he told reporter Shinan Govani, who dutifully OMG-ed. "I love Canada." Naaaaate, don’t change who you are because of the pressures of the media! We love you just the way you are, you shrimp-and-avocado-salad eater, you. In fact, one of the things we love about you is your wispy haircut. Unlike Zac Efron's well-conditioned, floppy version, Nate's bangs have a dried-out, Aquanetted look that surely doesn't require obnoxious, ponylike head flicks to handle. Govani agrees with us, declaring in the National Post story that Crawford is the icon of the latest male-bangs movement. He says that he's given masculine dudes everywhere the confidence to get new, more fashion-forward dos. Now that's more like it. Let's all get behind Nate's heterosexuality, huh? Govani even has a new nickname for Nate: Mr. Man-Bangs! Hey, wait…

Meet Mr. Man-Bangs [National Post]
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