Eli Manning's Little Town Blues Have Melted Away

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Jimmy Kimmel is making a music video titled "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck" to retaliate against Sarah Silverman's confession that she's fucking Matt Damon. Lindsay Lohan may or may not have been drinking when she flirted with Adrian Grenier and Leo DiCaprio, but she definitely did not go home with either. A Showtime exec is being accused of throwing a junior employee under the bus over an improperly expensed birthday party. "More Than a Feeling" rockers Boston are annoyed that Mike Huckabee is using their song on the campaign trail. (They are Obama fans.) Madonna's directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom, has gotten mixed reviews, by Madge doesn't read any of them. Star Jones will be performing in The Vagina Monologues tonight in D.C. for charity. The landlord of a mansion in Manalapan, Florida, is suing the tenant for throwing lavish parties on the property, one of which was a fund-raiser for Hillary Clinton attended by Bill. Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson and two Norwegian millionaires are developing an unspoiled swatch of the Brazilian coastline, and environmentalists are not so happy. Lou Reed, Anna Paquin, and Mikhail Baryshnikov were among those who turned out to catch Patrick Stewart in Macbeth at BAM. Cindy Adams got a call from Thomas Riccio, O.J.'s wingman in his ill-fated Vegas heist, because she'd repeatedly spelled his name "Riggio."

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