Plastic-surgery-happy Jocelyn Wildenstein just bought a three-bedroom apartment in the Plaza for $7.96 million. An excerpt of James Frey's upcoming novel, Bright Shiny Morning, is being published in Sex for America, a book of "politically-inspired erotica." Nicolas Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for claiming in her autobiography that he had been arrested twice for DUI and stealing a Chihuahua. Fergie and Josh Duhamel are moving up their wedding date because she's so pregnant.

At assorted Grammy parties, NBA commish David Stern at this year's NBA All-Star Technology Summit. The New York Giants have been spending a lot of time at Scores and Rick's Cabaret (they are being offered free lap dances at the latter). Donald Trump and U.S. General Assembly president H.E. Srgjan Kerim talked over steaks at Uncle Jack's Steakhouse. Hannah Montana is catching flack for not wearing a seat belt in her latest Disney flick. Siberia owner Tracy Westmoreland will appear on Greg Gutfeld's Fox News program, Red Eye, on Valentine's Day. Thirty-seven-year-old Uma Thurman wants more kids. Famed children's author Judy Blume, now 70, says she played "sex games" with a friend starting at the age of 12 and was a virgin until 21. Posh Spice went to the Gramercy Park Hotel's Rose Bar instead of checking out her bandmate Mel C.'s private show. Diddy, Zac Posen, and a supermodel hung out at new club Mansion. Axl Rose has been a "virtual recluse" in his Malibu mansion for the past fifteen years, according to a new book. Jason Reitman joked that Juno was probably going to be in the first line of his obituary. Cindy Adams hung out backstage at Nathan Lane's Broadway play, November. Liz Smith wrote a tiny obit for Roy Scheider.