Will Andy Pettitte Help Send Clemens to Prison?

The resemblance is startling.Photo Illustration: Getty Images, Courtesy of Paramount Pictures
This whole situation reminds us of the fated Mafia capo Frank Pentangeli from The Godfather: Part II. His testimony was expected to be the key evidence in a perjury case against his former friend and boss, godfather Michael Corleone. At the trial, however, a shrewd Corleone flew in Pentangeli’s brother from Italy, whose mere presence and disapproving glare shamed Frank into changing his mind. He recanted his original story and ruined the government’s case against Corleone. Then he killed himself in a bathtub. Now, we’re definitely not advocating that Pettitte commit ritualistic suicide (God knows we need his arm this year). But with Clemens’s options looking extremely thin, we wouldn’t be surprised if his lawyers were searching for Pettitte’s brother from the Old Country as we speak. —Dan Amira
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