NYPD Blue star Esai Morales is no longer being investigated by police for allegedly raping his ex-girlfriend in their L.A. home. Jessica Simpson and the Pussycat Dolls will be housed in bunks and sleeping bags when they go to Kuwait with Operation MySpace to perform for our troops on Monday. An upcoming tell-all about the Four Seasons in Chicago claims that assistants of Nicole Kidman shipped the hotel a set of pink 800-thread-count Italian sheets before she got there — along with diagrams and pages of instructions on how to make the bed — and that Kidman never even showed up. Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson may be back together. Radio host Glen Beck thinks his friend Brad Thor is going to be assassinated by Islamic radicals because Thor's latest novel is based on the premise that the prophet Muhammad never finished the Koran because he was murdered by his own disciples. Office star Jenna Fischer refers to herself as an "Emmy-losing" actor on set. Former supermodel Carol Alt thinks that the modeling shows on TV are all bogus. [Ed: If they weren't, we wouldn't love them!] Arnold Schwarznegger signed a lot of autographs at the Arnold Sports Festival in Columbus, Ohio, and also insisted that participants be tested for steroids. Robert Downey Jr. plays a white actor who appears in blackface in his next movie. O.C. hottie Kelly Rowan is in her final weeks of pregnancy, but billionaire Canadian boyfriend (and soon-to-be husband) David Thomson is adamant about her staying out of the press' eye. LeBron James danced up a storm at Marquee the night before he dropped 50 on the hapless Knicks. The Clintons, Judith Giuliani, Isiah Thomas, Roger Clemens, and Mayor Bloomberg are all in line to get mocked by city reporters at the March 15 Inner Circle Dinner. Eric Bana loves bicycles, while Marcia Cross hates being pregnant.