Ivanka Trump has an assistant go touch up her wax statue at Madame Tussauds every week. Fourteen of America's Next Top Models totally trashed their $6 million Tribeca loft. Josh Hartnett and Helena Christensen broke up. Charlotte Ronson and Alexander Dexter-Jones do not like Leven Rambin, who is maybe making out with Mark Ronson. The Hudson Hotel has a bunch of goons on staff. Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem ate ice cream at Blue Ribbon Sushi Bar & Grill in the new 6 Columbus Hotel.

Woody Harrelson got defensive when asked if he got the cast of Semi-Pro high via secondhand smoke. French Women Don't Get Fat author Mireille Guiliano is moving from Knopf to Atria Books, though the folks at Knopf won't exactly miss her. Barack Obama has a guest spot on Q-Tip's next album. Heidi Montag is launching a clothing line, probably because Lauren Conrad launched one first. Victoria Beckham doesn't like going to the gym because she doesn't know what to wear. LeBron James is getting more leg room added to his Ferrari F430. Neke Carson's Portrait of Andy Warhol will be shown publicly at the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh for the first time in 28 years. Kristen Bell is into guys who send funny text messages. Tilda Swinton hates boarding school and by proxy Harry Potter. Cindy Adams is thinking of Patrick Swayze, whom she first met back in '86. Spencer Pratt may or may not be in the process of writing an autobiography. Verna Griffin, Dr. Dre's mom, has a memoir coming out.