Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon texted on their BlackBerrys during the matinee show of August: Osage County before sneaking out at intermission. Criminal! Judith Regan is now suing the lawyers who are suing her for alleged unpaid fees. Anna Wintour sat courtside at the Knicks-Cavs game last night courtesy of LeBron James (she's putting him on the cover of Vogue's shape issue with Gisele in April). Jeremy Piven texted two separate models he met in New York to come meet him at the Mercer Hotel, though he didn't know at the time that they knew each other. The Champagne Marilyn Monroe drank during her famous 1962 shoot was spiked with either drugs or vodka.

Natalie Portman paid a visit to the office of fellow Harvard alum and New York Observer publisher Jared Kushner. Cynthia Nixon says her kids are cool with her being a lesbian because there are other gays in her family. John Mayer drank water with newly sober Eve at Butter. Padma Lakshmi ate at La Esquina with new venture-capitalist boyfriend Adam Dell. Jack Osbourne sang a bunch of his dad's songs at a karaoke night at a Los Angeles lounge. Singer Josh Kelley, a.k.a. Katherine Heigl's husband, was buddies with Eli Manning at Ole Miss. "Page Six" is annoyed that Patrick Swayze's publicist didn't confirm their tip that the Dirty Dancing star had terminal cancer a month ago. Tara Subkoff, who sold her struggling Imitation of Christ label back in 2006, wants in back now that it's doing well again. Screenwriter Rider McDowell credits the success of his Airborne cold remedy to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, who initially wanted some for their newborn son. Brandon Davis is broke and has resorted to begging people for drinks in South Beach. The waitress who broke up Adnan Ghalib's relationship with Britney Spears had a serious boyfriend of her own. Robert Duvall improved on his famous "napalm" line from Apocalypse Now at a restaurant in L.A. Brian Antoni, dubbed "the unofficial mayor of South Beach" by Jay McInerney, has a reality-based novel coming out about Miami. Marc Jacobs ran his finger up and down the chiseled abs of boyfriend Jason Preston at a downtown bar. Cindy Adams says Jenna Bush's only bridesmaid will be her sister, Barbara. Liz Smith, for one, is happy the race for the Democratic presidential nomination is still going on.