Amy Fisher, who became famous in her teens for shooting her older lover's wife in the head, and her husband, Lou Bellara, who recently sold a sex tape he and his wife made to a porn distributor without her permission, have pooled their enviable genes once again and will be giving birth to a third glorious child in October of this year (they already have two, Brett and Ava Rose). Yeesh, we first thought when forced to contemplate this news. It must be hard growing up Fisher, what with the scandal and general buffoonery of the parents. But then we looked at the bright side: That sex tape is going to make them all so popular in middle school.

Amy Fisher Expecting Baby #3 [OK]