Bruce Willis told Liz Smith that he loves new model girlfriend Emma Heming because she's beautiful "on the inside." Shabbily dressed Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling acted like they were on a date at lunch at Freemans, though it's unclear if they actually were on one. Eliot and Silda Spitzer were spotted together at the Met. Anna Wintour's rep appears to confirm that the Vogue editor has "no interest in anybody" but tennis player Roger Federer.

Britney Spears's dad wants his daughter to make money hawking Danish furniture. Steven Klein will direct a movie called Factory Boys based on Warholite twins Richard and Robert Dupont. Jay-Z and Beyoncé may or may not have gotten married because Beyoncé is pregnant. A guest at the party Oprah threw for Maya Angelou's 80th birthday made fun of the hostess' "bright lime green butterfly print" hat. Seth Meyers was still hanging out at an SNL after-after-party in the East Village at 5:30 a.m. Model Ana Beatriz Barros dropped Next and returned to Elite. A new bio alleges that John McCain once called his wife the C-word. The Manning brothers played Buck Hunter with receiver Reggie Wayne and Brother Jimmy's on Second Avenue. Paris Hilton inquired about purchasing a cheetah when she was in South Africa. Orlando Bloom has signed on to star Disney's Prince of Persia trilogy. Classical-music station WQXR raised the ire of the Jews after canceling a controversial pro-Israel radio spot. Hotshot lawyer Robert Golub became a father via surrogate mom. Sean Penn will speak at Norman Mailer's memorial.