Look, we saw Survivor: All Stars and Mr. and Mrs. Smith and whatever that movie was with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones. We know that when a man and a woman, each with a healthy ego, are at odds with one another for a period of time, the tension between them can sometimes turn into something else. It's only human. But the idea that's been surfacing here and there that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are attracted to one another frankly grosses us out. First of all, we're not convinced either of them is human. Second, we hardly need to point out that would be like grandparents mating, or teachers. Third, this video tribute to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" is pretty hilarious.