Remember all that hubbub last summer over the ads in Times Square with naked people's butts on them? Well, we kind of wish the company behind the ads, Toto, had picked an ad more like the above one for their advanced Japanese bidet system. Because not only would the vibrant colors of the commercial fit right in with the blinding lights and hues of Times Square, but the actual ad content is appropriately riveting, confusing, and giddy. Take the 25th second of the above video, for example. Can anybody tell us exactly what is going on? What specific bathroom scenario is being acted out, precisely?

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