Huebl also stars in this wonderfully cheesecake (if the Cheesecake Factory had a flavor named "Gay") music video. The video includes interviews with Huebl in his native language. We don’t speak German, but we do speak Abs and this video has them in spades. Think slo-mo pans up and down his bare torso, multiple shots in nut-hugging briefs. All the while the soundtrack bleats “love me, love me, love me.” The end of the montage is a close-up on Johannes's face as he says his one line from a promotional video for Holly Peterson's book The Manny (a video that co-stars Tinsley Mortimer!). "It's good to be the manny," he growls. Judging from everything we've just seen, we think it's also good to be Olivia Palermo. —Noelle Hancock

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