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4/18/08

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Pope Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers

Holy mother of Melissa. Photo: Getty Images

What would Joan Rivers ask the Pope if she had a moment with him?. We asked her last night before the opening of the new musical A Catered Affair. "Can I borrow your old robes?," she replied. "They're fabulous. I would make drapes. The stuff he must throw away. I could get myself ready for the red carpet for the next ten years with his leftovers." —Tim Murphy
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