Sean Avery's Vogue internship experience is much more fabulous than the usual routine (though he is still making minimum wage). Josh Duhamel sang "Happy Birthday" to Wilhelmina Models head Sean Patterson at the Box. Casey Johnson is moving back to New York with her Kazakhstani adoptee. Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day threw a temper tantrum at Marquee because her table wasn't ready. Barbara Bush snuggled with on-again, off-again boyfriend Jay Blount at Asia de Cuba.

In the Hamptons this weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio got annoyed at a party because too many girls were all over him, Molly Sims's boyfriend, Justin Chatwin, got lost kite-surfing, and Joel Madden, Maggie Rizer, Estelle, and Sam Champion had dinner together. Hard Rock founder Peter Morton sold his ten-bedroom Tudor cottage in East Hampton for $21 million, more than twice what he paid for it in 2001. Wesley Snipes drank sidecars by the pool at the Hennessy house in the Hamptons, despite the fact that he's headed to jail this week. Madonna and Sharon Stone both auctioned off weird personal accessories at the annual AmFAR charity event at Cannes. (They did ultimately help raise $10 million, though.) Some lady with sore feet accosted Christian Louboutin at Vanity Fair's party in Cannes and demanded that he make more comfortable shoes. Cindy Adams reports live from Kazakhstan, where she learns that everyone hates Sacha Baron Cohen and that they have great cell-phone reception.