Billionaire alleged sex offender Jeffrey Epstein thought about attending this week's screening of HBO's documentary about Roman Polanski before realizing that his attending could be slightly awkward. (One of the women Polanski drugged and raped, then 13, but now 45, actually says she's forgiven him.) A producer of ABC's Wife Swap is looking to do a reality show about road rage in the metropolitan area. A rep for Ashlee Simpson attributed the singer's newfound cleavage to a "great bra," not the fact that she is likely pregnant. Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson will detail his past as an alcoholic, punk-rock drummer who once tried to kill himself in his forthcoming memoir. Donatella Versace thinks Hillary Clinton should soften her look by wearing dresses instead of pants. Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers lost 60 pounds by going vegan and undergoing several detoxes. Contrary to previous "Page Six" reports, scuzzy German businessman Thomas Kramer is not actually an investor in the Quattro opening in the Trump Soho and has a less than a one percent stake in the Quattro in Miami. Anderson Cooper got his passport photo taken at the Kinko's in Columbus Circle. People kept stealing the food orders of Glenn Close, Christine Baranski, and Bradley Whitford at the launch party for Boeing-Boeing at Nikki Beach Midtown.