As WWD is breathlessly reporting via newsflash in our in-boxes, American Media Inc. executive vice-president and chief editorial director Bonnie Fuller will resign from both of her positions as of Wednesday. She is also the author of The Joys of Much Too Much — but, alas, it seems as if she's had her fill.

On the bright side, Fuller will remain editor-at-large at Star magazine — you can't expect her to walk away from it all, can you? As long as there are celebrities with thighs, this lady's got a job to do. —Jessica Coen