Barack Obama won a mock election at the premiere of Recount, a movie about the 2000 election-debacle in Florida, which even Republicans seem to think is fair. Michael Moore is getting $20 million up front for his Fahrenheit 9/11 sequel, even though it'll only cost him $7 million to make. The exec producer of NBC's Today is pissed off at the exec producer of NBC's Access Hollywood because Access Hollywood ended up airing confirmation of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy that Today had gotten. Michelle Trachtenberg, a.k.a. Gossip Girl's Georgina Sparks, fainted in the middle of a party she was hosting at the new Sunglass Hut store in Soho. Observer scribe George Gurley celebrated his 40th-birthday party at the Beatrice Inn. NYU president John Sexton mispronounced New York Giant Michael Strahan's name twice while presenting him with an award at graduation. Cindy Adams goes to bat for her friend, potty-mouthed anchor Sue Simmons.