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Christian Dior took down fashion ads featuring Sharon Stone in China after her comments about the earthquake being "karma" for the country's occupation of Tibet. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, who are getting married today, are trying to have a kid, if they aren't already having one. Mel Brooks is closing down his L.A.-based film-production company. Bill Murray's wife has charged him with physical abuse in her divorce lawsuit. Some fancy, rich French people had an awkward interaction in Southampton. Clinton crony Marc Rich was offered an honorary fellowship at the Interdisciplinary Center Herzliya in Tel Aviv. Alicia Keys didn't speak to anyone at a recent Seventeen magazine photo shoot in Paris because she was saving her voice for a concert later that night. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel had dinner at a hotel in South Beach. George Clooney either dumped Sarah Lawson because of her shady past or because she was too young. Henry Kissinger celebrated his 85th birthday with chocolate cake at the Mayflower Inn in Washington, Connecticut. Cindy Adams says that producers are already contemplating a Sex and the City sequel.

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