Jamaica: Port Authority will no longer neuter the pack of feral cats that inhabit the grounds of JFK Airport and instead will remove them to shelters, where they may be put down. P.A. honchos say the wild kitties are an airport hazard, but a pro-pussyist says, "I've never seen a feral kitten pole vault into the engine of a jet airplane." She's obviously never eaten mushrooms before a flight. [amNY via QueensCrap]
Mill Island: Do you even know where this corner of Brooklyn is? Well, neither did we, but after looking at these photos of the hood's crazy mini-castles and various pretty inlets, we'd like to visit it. [Traffic Triangle]
Park Slope: It would be sooo easy to mock the food co-op here for just banning plastic bags, but you know what? God love 'em for doing the right thing. And they're gonna ban the plastic roll-and-rip bags in the produce section next. So don't think they can be stopped on any level. [Brooklyn Paper]
Upper West Side: The city has stopped the private Trinity School from selling the last (affordable) Mitchell-Lama building in the area to a private condo developer — a kibosh that leaves even non-Christian tenants there making the sign of the cross. [amNY]