"It's a terrible rumor. I have been out of the office for nearly three weeks, one week or so while my mom was sick and now she passed away and I have been sitting shiva all week. It is not true at all. I am not looking for another job and I am NOT negotiating this contract with AMI to leave. Please tell Keith if he does this while I am sitting shiva it would be terrible to me."

The dead-mother card! Amazing. But to be honest this is not really what raised Keith's hackles. In reality he is just pissed off about Star lying to him about Brad and Angelina's wedding in New Orleans and the effectiveness of the Five Factor diet. Good riddance, silver-tongued succubus!

Ding, Dong, Bonnie's Gone [NYP]