The Yankees Don't Want You to Know What They're About to Do to Joba Chamberlain

When the Yankees are through with Joba, he'll be Incredible.Photo Illustration: Getty Images
Nobody, including the YES network’s commentators, was quite sure why Joba was coming in for a second inning last night. After all, it was just Saturday that Cashman and manager Joe Girardi told reporters Joba could stay in the bullpen all year, and that he might finally make it into the rotation in “’08, ’09 or ’10.” Now, after totally reversing course and claiming this was the plan all along (and, implicitly, that they were lying earlier for some reason), Girardi has “refused to divulge how Chamberlain will be transitioned,” according to the Post, and Cashman demurred, “I don't want to be specific in how or what we're trying to do.” It’s all a little too secretive, like they either have no idea what the plan is or they do know and it’s not something the public can handle. Are they going to stretch his arm out by stringing him up and racking him, à la William Wallace in Braveheart? Will he be training with Brian McNamee? Let your guard down, Yankees, we can handle the truth. —Dan Amira
Moving Chamberlain Out of Pen Could Leave Yankees on Dangerous Mound [NYP]

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