Big Brown Gets Off the Smack Just in Time for Belmont

The needle is fake, but that's really Big Brown. Not that you'd know the difference if we ran a pic of another horse. So typical.Photo-illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images, iStockphoto
To us, though, this temporary break from juicing sounds like just another excuse in case he fails to win the Belmont tomorrow. (Horses are always making excuses for themselves. They're like teenagers, except with uncomfortably large genitalia.) First Big Brown landed post position No. 1, instead of an outside start like he’d have preferred. Then he goes off steroids. And today also came word that if he wins, he won’t be greeted by scantily clad Hooters girls as had originally been planned. Now even his jockey has an excuse to underperform. —Joe DeLessio
Big Brown won't get shot of Winstrol before Belmont Stakes [NYDN]

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