Vegan Cupcakes Dishonored by Brooklyn Residents
6/6/08 at 12:45 PM

I eat your cupcake!Photo: Brooklyn Paper
No, not really. May found out that New Yorkers are dicks.
After hooligans broke her glass container, she started using plastic. But when she returned the next day to find the bottle melted in half and the money gone, May settled on a glass wine carafe — with an opening too small for a hand — that she hot-glued to the kiosk.
The bottle was melted in half? What, did they smoke crack off it? Next time, lady ought to try some bulletproof glass. Now there's a statement on trust and honor in society.
The Art of Honesty [Brooklyn Paper]
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