Mariah Carey Invites You to Her Registry, Not Her Wedding

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Chris Martin uses sleeping pills to go to sleep, though sometimes he'll get excited about a song at night and go play and the pill will kick in halfway through. Minnie Driver was brought in by Uma Thurman to co-star in Motherhood just because she's expecting. Barbara Walters, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Karenna Gore Schiff, and her husband, Dr. Andrew Schiff, were among those who helped New Jersey senator Frank Lautenberg celebrate his primary victory at Primola. Michael Madsen had to be taken to the hospital after his much smaller wife, DeAnna Morgan, beat him up during a shouting match at a hotel in London. Some guy named Mike Evans has written a play about how he kept his job at the White House despite the fact that he was using heroin and ordering weed from the White House phone and stealing security passes and inauguration invitations. People in Paris are abuzz because some hot blonde named Laurence Ferrari is set to take over for the country's best-known anchorman, and she may or may not have slept with President Nicolas Sarkozy. Farrah Fawcett is selling footage of her getting treatment for anal cancer to NBC for "over $2 million." Lily Allen is evidently pissed at her label, Capitol Records, because they're now concentrating their efforts on promoting new starlet Katy Perry. Josh Lebowitz, the dude who owns Brother Jimmy's BBQ, is going to be a partner in a new lounge set to open atop the Mayfair Hotel in Miami. Steven Tyler's daughter Mia Tyler talks about almost killing herself by jumping off the balcony of a Hollywood Hills estate in her new memoir. Cindy Adams notes that an Obama hit book will hit shelves in July, as well as that Hillary Clinton is handling her loss better than Bill is.

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