Secret Clinton-Obama Rendezvous Makes Reporters Go Bonkers

"Hillary, that gold piping on your lapel is really distracting. You should try to soften your shoulders." "You know, I've always wanted to tell you, Barack, that you need to shorten your suit jackets. You're so tall that the bottom just flops around down there. A shorter look would make you look younger and more stylist." That's sort of what we imagine last night's chat went like.Photo: Getty Images
Sunlen Miller, who covers the Obama campaign for ABC News, filed an urgent dispatch via Blackberry to report that the senator had abruptly changed plans and had given the slip to those who were traveling with him all day. “I sent it as the wheels were going up,” Ms. Miller said of her message, recounting the agitation and confusion among her fellow travelers as the 757 lifted off.
Immediately, the media sprung into action. The Times describes it hilariously as "like a Washington spy thriller" and " cloak-and-dagger-like." They fruitlessly scrambled all over the district looking for the pair (the Post reported that the meeting likely happened at the home of Senator Dianne Feinstein), eventually giving up. Cable news outlets could talk of nothing else last night and so far today. This morning Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs told CNN that the Illinois senator "got back pretty late last night," but except for a joint statement from the two saying they had "a productive discussion," everything else about the meeting remains secret. “This is only a taste of the media deception to come,” MSNBC's Chuck Todd told the Times. “It’s a frustrating game campaigns play when it comes to these private meetings. But they rarely pay a real price because secretly the press corps enjoys the chase.” Secretly?

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