Brittny Gastineau got stomped in the Hamptons, but she shook her fist at the girls who knocked her over and called them to "get some manners," so she totally came out on top. Meanwhile, Paul Goldberger doesn't think you should use the term "the Hamptons." Isaac Mizrahi, at age 46, finally discovered that jury duty is a pain in the ass. Rick Reilly observes that not all makeup artists are gay. Barbara Corcoran made fun of Larry King for being ancient, and the old coot ate it up. Eddie Money wants Willie Randolph to manage his band. People took a lot of pictures of Demi Moore at a Nakheel party for Dubai Trump International Hotel and Tower. Helena Christensen is the new face of Agent Provocateur.

Alec Baldwin wrote his NYU thesis on Al Pacino. Sex Pistol Malcolm McLaren is bringing porn back to Times Square. Beastie Boy Adam Yauch pissed of Nestle with his movie Flow in Nantucket. Someone else was supposed to write the music from The Graduate but said no and Paul Simon got the gig instead. Barack Obama worked out at Equinox in Miami.