Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook Settle

Christie Brinkley, de facto winner. Photo: Getty Images
For his part, Cook gets every other weekend with the kids and a set of awesome new nicknames, including "horny toad," "narcissistic horndog," and our favorite, "jerky boy." We hope they're very happy with this. Because Lord knows, it's all downhill from here.
*UPDATE: Oops, apparently he got the cash settlement:
Statement by Robert Stephan Cohen - Attorney for Christie Brinkley
After five days of trial and for the sake of their children, Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook have reached an agreement.
Ms. Brinkley received sole custody and decision making for the children.
Peter Cook was granted parenting time and a financial settlement of $2.1 million.
Ms. Brinkley will continue to individually own all of her real estate properties.
Earlier: Intel's Coverage of the Brinkley-Cook Divorce-taster
Brinkley Divorce Case Settled [NYP]
Christie Brinkley, Peter cook divorce ends with settlement [NYDN]

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