Joba Chamberlain Breaks XBox Guitars

Our photo editor quite rightly wondered after seeing
this photo: Does that customer have to take
that giant, Joba-signed check to DnD every time he
wants a coffee?Photo: Rebecca McAlpin
“I get pretty happy doing about anything,” he told us. “I’m a kid, and I don’t think I’m gonna grow up for a while.” But when we asked his favorite song to play in the game, he got unnecessarily diplomatic. “You know you can’t really pick one,” he said. “All of them are good. Sometimes you can’t like one too much because it gets to be too hard when you start playing on Hard or Expert, so I usually break the guitar.”
Weirdly, this is almost the same answer he gave us when we asked whether he was looking forward to playing at Fenway this weekend and facing Red Sox first-baseman Kevin Youkilis. Last season he was suspended for throwing at Youkilis, and the most recent time they faced off at Yankee Stadium, Joba threw behind him. “You know what? I’m looking forward to facing all those guys,” he said. “It’s a great lineup, and it’s a great challenge.” So if Joba really is as passionate about his Guitar Hero as he is his pitching, consider this your warning, Youk: Joba’s going to break your … something! —Joe DeLessio

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