Best Week Ever blog beat us to the punch for our regular "guess the Post headline" game about the late-night meetings that A-Rod and Madonna have been having in her Central Park West apartment. Their predictions include "JUSTIFY MY GLOVE," "A-ROD-ICA," "TAKE A BOW, A-ROD," "ROD OF LIGHT," and "LIKE A PLAYER." They're all pretty genius ("Rod of Light"? That would be the best Christian-rock song ever!). We have our own suggestions:

• DRESS YOU UP IN MY GLOVE
• STRAY-ROD STRIKE TWO
• YANKEE CANOODLE
• UPPER BREAST SIDE
• HUMAN NATURE
• MADGE'S MARRIAGE ON BORDERLINE
• WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR THE GUY

What do you guys think? You're always so good at this. You know, we'd really just be happy with a plain and simple: " MADONNA – IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK."

Madonna Sleeping With Alex Rodriguez??? Get Your Pun Headlines Ready… [Best Week Ever]