Rumer Willis tried to hook up with Chace Crawford at a party in L.A., but he wouldn't give her the time of day. An ex-employee of the Weinsteins is writing a tell-all about Harvey and Bob's management of Miramax. A bunch of Howard Stern regulars had to be put in a secure bunker while performing a comedy show for troops in Kandahar after the base they were at came under mortar fire. Alex Rodriguez used to be obsessed with a Brazilian stripper named Monique who worked a $900-an-hour room at a club in Chelsea. Diddy and Cassie tried and failed to leave Marquee in a discreet fashion.

CBS News correspondent Michelle Miller was beaned by a foul ball at Yankee Stadium, but is okay. Michael Lohan is trying to sell the "exclusive" story of the 13-year-old love child that may or may not be his, but none of the tabloids are interested. Forest Whitaker was mobbed when he visited the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Naomi Campbell is cozying up to a real-estate mogul whose nickname is "the Donald Trump of Russia." Billionaire Obama supporter Ron Perelman is hosting a fund-raiser for John McCain at his house in East Hampton, but only as a favor to his deceased friend and McCain backer Howard Gittis. Spice Girl Mel B and Jerry Springer will host the Miss Universe Pageant on July 13 in Vietnam. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are having a boy. Uma Thurman and her family ate lunch at Aleo. Cindy Adams offers up her favorite July 4 coleslaw recipe.