The Hamptons Get a Visit From Lesbohan

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Lance Bass is in love with a Brazilian-born Italian trainer named Sebastian Leal, though Leal is still technically married to a girl. Singer Juliana Hatfield says that she had to cancel her mid-nineties European tour because she was extremely depressed, but her publicist lied and said she was simply suffering from "nervous exhaustion." Mamma Mia! creator Judy Craymer just bought a two-bedroom apartment at the Plaza for around $9 million. Pharrell Williams is having a baby with a "model type he met with friends in Miami this year." Italian actress Jo Champa has been named "celebrity contributing editor" for Italian Vogue. (Her first story, in the much-ballyhooed "black issue," is about Michelle Obama.) Three of the young women suing Jeffrey Epstein for sexual abuse are trying to get a federal judge to throw out the plea deal he copped to serve eighteen months in prison because they claim they weren't consulted. Britney Spears made an appearance at an autism-awareness fund-raiser and seemed normal.

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