Tomorrow, Christopher Ciccone Will Make Millions Telling Us Things We Already Know

"What are you looking at?"Photo: Wire Image
To which we say: "Um, yeah?" EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT. How come Christopher Ciccone, the artist's own brother, is the last one to realize it?
If someone out there writes a book about how Madonna has a flawless marriage, has no ego, doesn’t care about money, and has the personality of Mother Theresa, then we'll perk up and pay attention. Until that time, leave us alone!

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