Woody Allen didn’t attend last night’s premiere of Vicky Cristina Barcelona, so Jada Yuan couldn’t ask him for seduction tips. But, fortunately for us, John Turturro, Harvey Weinstein, and Patricia Clarkson offered an education. Turturro recommended food, Weinstein suggested prayer, and Clarkson looked a little offended. Watch the video and take notes: You’re on your own tonight.