So, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have responded on Celebrity MySpace* to Michael Lohan's comments yesterday about how Samantha is allegedly planning on writing a tell-all book about his daughter, thereby infringing on his turf and making him angry. "Samantha has not and would never sell me out," Lindsay writes in her post. (We told you so). She adds somewhat unnecessarily that her father is a "public embarrassment" (duh). Samantha says she feels "no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life — i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him." Well. Someone learned something from watching Mean Girls. But then she can't help defending herself in an awesome passive-aggressive way:

p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living ... i am, always will and always have been here for her for her — not for anything else ... so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all ... written by me ... when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Also, Sam's "Currently Listening" is "Everyday I Write the Book" by Elvis Costello. Also, Lindsay makes a joke about her therapist "not being a photographer from x-17" in her post which we think is, like, inter-celebrity humor that might be funny. Also? We might be starting to like Lesbohan and Her Lesbian Girlfriend for real.

*What is this? We can't think about it.

Dear Mr. Lohan [MySpace]
Earlier: Samantha Ronson's Book Proposal